The Fight Begins!

Back in the 1970s Chuck Norris and Arnold Schwarzenegger got into a fight over the last Twinkie on planet Earth. Yeah, go Chuck Norris.

In the ultimate battle arena Chuck Norris was facing off with Arnold Schwarzenegger in a battle to first blood over the last Twinkie on planet Earth.

“I will take you down as easy as pie,” said Chuck Norris.

“I Arnold Schwarzenegger will take you downtown to go to Burger King,” he proclaimed.

“No you will not, so just throw in the towel,” Chuck Norris demanded.


“It’s my Twinkie,” he declared.

“I will make you bleed,” Arnold threatened.

“Yeah, when pigs fly,” Chuck Norris claimed.

Then they got into a big fight over that single Twinkie four hours. Chuck Norris still had not unleashed his secret weapon… the roundhouse kick.

“You are as slow as molasses in January,” the tired Arnold announced.

“No I’m not… I’m bright eyed and bushy tailed,” said Chuck Norris.

“I haven’t even broke a sweat,” Chuck Norris Announced.

Then out of nowhere Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked Arnold in the FACE. That ended it right then and there.

Arnold started to Bleed Out.

“Don’t have a cow but I won,” said Chuck Norris.

“I guess I’ll hit the road,” Arnold admitted.

“I guess you were just a sandwich short of a picnic,” Chuck Norris Sneered.

“Like Always,” pouted Arnold Schwarzenegger.

“I guess I won’t count my chickens before they hatch next time,” said Arnold.

Then Chuck Norris ate the last Twinkie on planet Earth in style.

*****The End*****